Total Medals Earned: 5,248 (From 1,346 different games.) Total Medal Score: 89,875 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/200 points)
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/385 points)
Press the colour you read
Press the colour you see
Click to download the app
Play 5 games in a row
Score over 1000
Score over 2000
Play 10 games in a row
Score over 3000
Play 25 games in a row
Play 50 games in a row
Score over 4000
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card